Random Thoughts Thursday
A "consumer-oriented" edition
* I received a shipment from a Big & Noted bookstore. All four items in the box were damaged. Uh, hello! They're gifts. I can't give them with crushed corners and the one thing's box is ripped in a way that it didn't happen during shipping.
* This reminds me of the time I received worn shoes from a local department store.
* Guess I'll have to drag out the ol' wicked, yet nice consumer complaint letter that gets me results EVERY time.
* I say every time because apparently, workers aren't trained in the art of customer service anymore, so I get to use the letter frequently.
* "A Good Year" is a rarity in Hollywood, a "good film." I spent yesterday afternoon with Russell Crowe. It was enjoyable.
* I only had to shhhhhhh some seniors once.
* Sometime this weekend, I'll spend some time with my new TV boyfriend, Taye Diggs, watching his new show, which I DVRed last night.
* Don't worry. Jack Bauer is still my number one TV boyfriend. He is. Ladies! Back off!
* I could have worn shorts to the movies yesterday. If I wanted warmth in November, I'd move to California.
* Where is fall? Who do I send the letter to about not having an Autumn? I want my money back.
* Oh, yeah, it's free. Oops.
* 100-Calorie Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies are the bomb, or da bomb, as cool people say.
* I bought a book of stamps and can't find them. Anybody seen them?
* I know, the minute I stop looking or buy another book, they'll appear.
* Why doesn't that work with hundred dollar bills?
* To recap: bookstore online purchases going back; Russell Crowe is a hottie, as is Taye Diggs and, of course, Kiefer Sutherland; Delaware is too hottie for Fall; cookies = da bomb; stamps MIA; and post ends here.
* No, there won't be a quiz later.
* I received a shipment from a Big & Noted bookstore. All four items in the box were damaged. Uh, hello! They're gifts. I can't give them with crushed corners and the one thing's box is ripped in a way that it didn't happen during shipping.
* This reminds me of the time I received worn shoes from a local department store.
* Guess I'll have to drag out the ol' wicked, yet nice consumer complaint letter that gets me results EVERY time.
* I say every time because apparently, workers aren't trained in the art of customer service anymore, so I get to use the letter frequently.
* "A Good Year" is a rarity in Hollywood, a "good film." I spent yesterday afternoon with Russell Crowe. It was enjoyable.
* I only had to shhhhhhh some seniors once.
* Sometime this weekend, I'll spend some time with my new TV boyfriend, Taye Diggs, watching his new show, which I DVRed last night.
* Don't worry. Jack Bauer is still my number one TV boyfriend. He is. Ladies! Back off!
* I could have worn shorts to the movies yesterday. If I wanted warmth in November, I'd move to California.
* Where is fall? Who do I send the letter to about not having an Autumn? I want my money back.
* Oh, yeah, it's free. Oops.
* 100-Calorie Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies are the bomb, or da bomb, as cool people say.
* I bought a book of stamps and can't find them. Anybody seen them?
* I know, the minute I stop looking or buy another book, they'll appear.
* Why doesn't that work with hundred dollar bills?
* To recap: bookstore online purchases going back; Russell Crowe is a hottie, as is Taye Diggs and, of course, Kiefer Sutherland; Delaware is too hottie for Fall; cookies = da bomb; stamps MIA; and post ends here.
* No, there won't be a quiz later.
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