Answer: Becoming a contestant on Jeopardy.

What is… nearly impossible?

Seeing three new people on the show each night gives me hope, though. That’s why, for the fifth year, I’ve registered for the Jeopardy! Online Test, which hopefully will lead to an audition, then to an appearance on my favorite game show.

I want to win the nerdy bookworm trivia know-it-all lottery! First, I have to pass the test on J-Day. I’m ready.